Hunting a woman type.

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Feeling a bit better after a nap, Anacin, medicines, and such, my mind was free to roam. Many thoughts came and went. When pain, discomfort, and other negative modifiers are tended, my mind becomes a vast machine when my body is idle. My body is idle because it has been a while since I have known comfort so I am simply enjoying some actual real downtime. No fighting fever, mostly. No headaches cramping my neck and shoulders. No nausea causing me to stiffen. Free time, idle free time, with no issues.

Women, of course, cross my mind. I am more and more certain that if I make it to some level of normalcy, health wise, I will be on the move. Hunting down a woman, a potential bride, is a planned event. So, even when ill, my mind has been collecting the pieces and bits of my experiences throughout my life. Successes and failures, the oddities, realities, and any other data from dealing with the feline homo sapiens has been collected and sifted... in the background. The theory of hunting a woman, according to Doom, has started forming. Kids, don't try this at home.

I decided to put hunting in there for a number of reasons. First, finding a mate is much different than seeking a mate. I usually found mates, for a number of reasons. Finding a mate means I have little invested in the "transaction", so any loss would be minimal. Further, finding a mate makes the grade of the mate less of an issue. A found mate is a place holder, a sought mate is an investment and carries risks, fees, and defense. To get a good mate, a mate for specific purposes, one has to hunt. So it is, hunting.

As well, I decided the notion of the hunt works. My mind had already come up with the analogy of hunting a mate being akin to hunting a bear. While hunting a bear, if you are super cautious, abundantly knowledgeable, and somewhat lucky, you can continue the hunt while the bear remains completely unaware of your pursuit. This is similar with women. However, the problem is that you may never catch the bear in time for your license to be good. That is the safe rout. That is, actually, usually how women hunt mates.

The other method involves risk. You still need the knowledge, skills, and luck, but you shorten the hunt by risking letting the bear know you are on the trail and following. The bear may well try to lose you, using speed, it's native intelligence, and tricks it has learned while dealing with other bears or hunters. If this fails, and if your approach seems imminent or escape impossible, the bear will most likely come for you... on it's chosen ground. While much more dangerous, I like the direct method better. Especially if the thing is planned and the trap is set. Barring that, nerves of steel, the ability to take big game at surprise notice, and luck will play the pivotal parts.

Yeah, aboriginal, brutal, and perilous as it is, I like the second method better. I have used it to good ends a number of times as well. I have also failed more than not I should think. But this is the only method by which a good woman, a targeted good woman, can be brought to bear. Besides, I have little time on my license as I see things, and wish to be done with it, and either successful or move on to the next target should failure occur. I am just thinking where best to put a real trophy wife. Though I think if the "trophy wife" I have in mind is the one caught, mounting in any room would probably be acceptable. Given that variety is considered the spice of life, every room will eventually be used.

Hey, well, enough with story time. I ought to begin getting the trash collected and kitty litter cleaned. I might even make it to town. Though late, I must use what functional time I can pull from wherever it will come. Who knows, in truth, what will happen or when though. Later.