Thursday, July 21, 2011

Have you ever argued with a woman?

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Sounds, to me, a lot like this. Especially my last gal. Oh, and when, yes indeed, I did, she kept on digging that hole. I finally found something that got her to back off. I started making bets. I started with a quarter. When we couldn't agree, and she wouldn't shut up, I bet a quarter. She went along with it. I had piles of quarters. I made a mistake, though I think it paid off enough to have been worth it. I bet her my half of the rent for two months (that Cinco de Mayo was something about Mexicans beating the French, under Napoleon I believed, she believed it was (a, the) Mexican Revolt against Spain). Bam! And I held her to it. No more quarters as she refused to ever even bet those again. If I wanted her to shut her pie hole, I just said bet or shut it when she would try to go on and on. It worked like a remote control. She would storm off saying something about me thinking I was always right. I just quipped something about wishing I could get more free rent and that she shouldn't hate me 'cause I r smart. hehe Anyway, this brings back memories so I thought I would share.


*BAM* To the moon, Alice... Not one of these days, but ToDay! Oh... that had to hurt!

I could sit and play that ALL DAY LONG. But... Doh, I need to call and get going, or not, or something. I guess twenty viewings will have to do for now. Bah! AND Bah... hahahahahahahahahaha!

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