Monday, July 11, 2011

Is it assembled yet?

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Nope. I thought it might take an hour, at worst two hours, to put the bike together. Nope. Actually, I have been doing quite well to be honest. Though there doesn't appear to be that much work, and really there isn't, just unpacking the thing, cutting off the protective pieces, taking off knob protectors, and getting through the double heavily stapled boxes (there were two) in the first place ate probably an hour by itself. No complaints about the packing mind you, the bike is in excellent shape. Further, each part of the project requires some reading, some adjusting, and a bit of assembly. I have everything but the tires inflated and the breaks adjusted.

With it being warm and working up to being hot, I worked for a good three hours, doing quite well really for my first bike, then I finally needed to cool off a bit. I had tinkered with the breaks just a bit but it wasn't going so well. I brought the fine print instructions in, to read while I chill. I love the various tools I recently purchase, they will be all I need to do almost anything to the bike. Anything a typical bike user could reasonably expect to be able to do, those tools will suffice. There is enough double coverage of items so that I can really zing, and they all fit the size of a huge and thick wallet and cell phone sized belt holsters or can be put in the pack or the saddle I bought for the bike.

Oh, pleased, to be sure. A little worried about the breaks though. The front break wire nut assembly is simply not grabbing the line, or... I'm not doing something right. I hope the instructions will give me something I am missing. I didn't have to assemble to 21 speeds, or chain. I am very happy with both my innate mechanical ability and the ease by which I grab tools and the right sizes almost naturally. If anything, I simply don't like to read instructions first. With good instructions, which they have been so far, I have had no problem. A little frustrated though, with the information that came with the bike. I have dozens of big easy-to-read pages, and several booklets actually, about safety, rules of the road, this and that, and then an extremely small instruction booklet about how to assemble the thing, actually just one page, 3/4 the size of a normal sheet, folded into quarters, with very small print. And they even added two quarters of those folds just for rules of the road and more safety instructions. Bah! I say we hang some lawyers! Tar and feather you say? All good. I'll... figure it out. At least I have the internet these days, for as long as that lasts, if the instructions aren't good. My guess is bike break assemblies are rather standard, at least for each type of break.

A bit of lunch, three frozen burritos, microwaved to as good as they get. Cheap and easy. They usually taste like cardboard and beef flavored lard, with beans, give or take. I've found some that are at least a bit better. And I found that adding cheese (real stuff, cheddar this time) after the first run through the microwave, and perhaps adding cayenne or other hot and herb stuff, really adds to the meal. I am liking little meals often. Easier to keep up with the dishes, I am sure, if I ever get caught up in the first place anyway.

Later.

8 comments:

  1. Wow, putting your own bike together, that's got to be fun. Hope it all comes together as planned. I've had a hankering for a bike in the past, but that'll be a way off for now.

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  2. It is fun. It really is. And if I get it right and don't kill myself on it, it'll be super. :) Hey, don't worry about it being a bit off. I've been thinking about getting a bike for... 10 years? Something always seemed to come up or something else I wanted more was in the way.

    But... I might recommend you not wait so long. I wonder about my health if had one before now. Then again, with Iowa being so hot and humid, perhaps this was the right time and place for me. Since you just bought in to Australia, you will be there a while... Get on your bike and ride! ...oh, right, other bike. You have a daughter already. :p

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  3. Doncha love how those "quick jobs" work out? I still fail to compensate for this phenomenon on a regular basis.

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  4. Yeah, I do. And that brake still isn't working after... two, three, four hours of dicking with it, looking through the instructions to find there are none for this particular brake type (front disk), and looking on YouTube.

    Always nice to see someone else gets it wrong though. Some guy trying to show how to adjust a front disk brake... had the wheel on backwards! Doh! I checked and rechecked, he definitely had the front wheel on backwards. Or, is that like wearing baggy pants while you are committing a crime you may need to run away from afterward? F'ing idiots. Bah!

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  5. I wish I could help you on the brakes thing. I've never had a bike with disc brakes though.

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  6. Well, it isn't the brakes themselves, I don't believe. I have the system figured out I think. What I am having trouble with is getting the mechanical link from the brake grip on the bar down to the bolt, to hold tension. I am wondering if a piece is missing in it. It is merely that the front bolt and nut are not maintaining tension. The thing slacks like crazy.

    I tried holding the brake grip in, I have done it with no tension on the grip. The thing just will not stay taught, once I get it taught and then grip the brake.

    I wish you could help too. I stopped at just one shop on my way home. The bike tech just wanted me to bring it in, he wasn't about to help me for free. I suspect that is the way it is in college towns, so I just returned home. I'll just keep tinkering. Probably tomorrow. I'm pretty done in today.

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  7. This would be a time when a digital camera would come in handy. If I could see what's up I might have some suggestions.

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  8. I have a camera, but it is not worth using. Two, if you count my phone camera. The two are about equal(ly crappy). Plus, I don't have a means of transfering a picture, on this loaner, even if I could manage to get a pic worth showing. I think.

    But... I might work on that. Tomorrow. Just because a thing is impossible, unlikely, and I am positive it won't work... doesn't mean I won't give it a shot. I'll just... whine and complain all the while, sometimes. *laughs at self* <-- = --> grumpass... :p

    Frag but I am shot. Maybe that bike beat me up a bit more than I thought?

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