It's good to be king.

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But... what if you are the queen?  Ah, there are... products for that.  As king, we need not rely on goods or devices, nyet?  As queen, the job is much more difficult.  All of them.  There is one product, in particular, that can help a queen retain what she believes is her rightful place, or a princess become a queen more easily.  I won't swear to the product, probably need according to others... which is why it is good to be king... so I haven't tried it.  However, if you are interested...

stolen directly and shamelessly from Dum Vivimus, Vivamus

The queen has... passed.  All hail the queen!