The worst case I have known.

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As to food?  I believe nothing is best.  Same for fluid. Starvation and deep dehydration is best, I don't care what doctors say.  Perhaps, if something could be taken to slow it.  But I would have to see results before even drinking.  As is, since earlier morning, n.p.o.  Further, after the horrors of emptying, I attempted escape through sleep.  Two sleep periods, with returned horrors between.  I couldn't get the ducks in, or anything else, until I woke this second time.

I rushed to get the ducks in, in case there might be a return.  Even when it was just gas, the cramping was debilitating.  It was crippling me, so other efforts weren't possible.  Three days of that.  It seems done, I won't risk it.  I have had a few ounces to drink, and will have two to four more, than as much every few hours, until... until I am more sure.  Thirsty as a dog, not worth quenching.

I hope to get a shower soon, do laundry, and when 'mo better' for certain, change bedding.  Thankfully no accidents, just bacteria or virus leftovers or I would have changed it all and then some.  Small steps, I don't wish to disturb still waters with exertion, or rock the boat in any way for any reason.  I can't believe how much my body could expel.  I had been fasting, and the waterpill had already been keeping me 'dry'.  Terrifying.  You would also think I'd be bone dehydrated finally, but I am not, just slightly into thirsty.  I'll have pickle juice as part of my allowance, if I have some.  Uhrm, but I will cancel the water pill until I and drinking regularly again.

Before this ever happens again?  I'll be buying several bedpans to compare and liners... If thick trash bags might work, those would have made life a thousand times better.  If you don't have, consider buying.  For yourself or a family member.  It... much easier, even for self-care.

I am honestly surprised this hasn't killed me.  Heck, it just ensured I got rest I had been ignoring.  Other than a sore bottom, and easy exhaustion from even light duty, I'm still doing well.  Hahaha.  Go away or I shall taunt you a second tima.  Later.