April Fools Day.

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No, I already did my gig there.  Accidental, perhaps.  But... sometimes, it seems, that works too?  No, this is about a radio station program.  The two co-conspirators decided to tell people the truth and ended up in, well, hot water.  The truth?  That dihydrogen monoxide is leaking out of their local taps.  It is in the ground, rivers, and is used by many companies.  It is so prevalent that is falls from clouds!  It is unregulated in many ways.  In high enough doses, it can lead to death, through a number of means.  All of that is absolutely true.  So, why did they get in trouble for telling the truth, and what is the rest of the truth?  A lot of people became frightened, and called in to the radio station and the city, to track down this potentially lethal product... which is...



Me?  I think the two radio show hosts should have received a medal, perhaps the keys to the city or state.  Unlike the people they are mocking, they didn't tell one single lie, their truth didn't shut down one single plant, and they didn't even make extra money from informing the public about the truth of scare tactics.  Unlike some who have, and continue to, make (steal, as fraudulent gains are a form of theft) money through various means, closing plants, shutting down jobs, sending those jobs and the capital for them overseas (where there is no regulation) for a theory regarding global warming that hasn't even been true for the last 20 years.  At their best they have increased greenhouse gas production.  (Which itself doesn't matter, as it is neither significant in real affects nor able to overcome, or even much affect, natural events.)  Did I write 20 years?  Well, yes.  The world hasn't warmed in 20 years.  Go do your own homework.  A medal I say.

Okay, so it was an April Fools prank.  But... was it?  Looks more like someone, even by accident (love those sometimes), exposed the king as having no clothes.  It is his fellow citizens who are the king, apparently.  Yum!  Well, not the no clothes part.  Look around, that's... that's... not good.  :p