Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Haiku Monday - Oops!

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No, that isn't a mistake.  No, nothing has gone wrong.  The theme is literally "Oops!".  Serendipity is up with the contest.  Only two can be entered for judging, and my first ones aren't always my best.  So...  I will do some practice here, then, perhaps on Sunday, or even Monday, if I remember, transfer a few over.  I'm never sure... how to do things as anyone else wants, so... I experiment in life.  This is just one of those.

I'm sure I've got something funny back there.  For now, though, these will do.  Then again, aren't most accidents, barring blood or broken things, sort of funny?  Even some of those, for myself, given enough time.  These are just life.  I'll have to think.

Feel free to vote on which two you think are best.  My picks?  First and last, though... the... well... THAT one... is also on my mind.  Not sure if it is over the top though.
Hurried Glad Hands

help arrives for snow
out in slip-on shoes, to help
Up go the feet - down
Crazy Cats

Sassy on the prowl.
Sam?  Smack on the head ends it.
Sas just didn't see her.
Boisterous

lots of friction, love?
in and out, up and down, shake
broken bed - won't quit
My Turn

punch in the nose ~ super
this is going to hurt you
far more than you thought



Down, All the Way.

the path seemed clear
a shortcut, to my young mind
four boulders ~ with me
Into the Sunset, but First

Up on the horse, go.
Wind in the face, fast paced.
Saddle? Slip! Must learn!

And a few vids.  Just... because I didn't ever seem to do it the same way twice.  Lightning theory, or something.  By the way, I think half of the horses laughed at me.  I swear, horses can and do laugh.  Some of them KNEW I hadn't tightened well enough and planned for the event.  Don't ever think they aren't your partner, can't be like a mean sibling, and won't enjoy a little snafu.  No carrots for someone, as if they cared in the moment.  Bleh.



Well, those darned horses... did have a point.  *sniggers*

2 comments:

  1. Somewhere on youtube I saw a video that would go with your crazy cats. If I find it I'll post the link.
    The last one cracked me up.
    The first one .. Indeed .. Oops!

    So, and now I'm going back to bed after my Drats moment. The dog wanted out and now wants back in...

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  2. They all sort of make me chuckle. The girls play this game all the time, and the results are almost always the same. Sam hunts, loves to hunt, and is extremely good at it. Sassy is a home-girl. Oh, she'd kill a mouse, if it came up with a sign and protested. She doesn't get out. Sam can be invisible.

    The falling bit? Not only did it prove my bones and such were all still good, I don't even think it hurt other than that initial wallop, I thought it was funny as heck. Silly, but funny.

    And that last. Brings a chuckle to my mind all the time. Made some hellacious nose with a broken bed. The neighbor ladies just grinned and blushed the next times they saw me, for like a month! Well, and we laughed when it happened, and sort of off and on through the remainder.

    Glad you enjoyed.

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