Sleep and waking is just screwy.

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I honestly don't know what the exact problem(s) is(are).  I tried to go to bed earlier but that didn't work.  It was very late, or early actually, when I could finally sleep.  I didn't bother with the alarms, just slept until I woke.  Even going to bed much later than yesterday I woke earlier today than I did yesterday, somehow.  I'm not getting this.  Then again, it's not like I have to get it.  It just is.

My goal is still to be up and about tomorrow for swimming.  And, really, I need to be out of the house by noon.  That is, I need to be out of the house earlier than I have been able to even wake up the last few days.  This is going to be a trick.  It might be possible, but it will probably end up hurting a goodly little bit.  Remember that first smack on your cute little baby butt?  Neither do I, but I will bet you now that if it didn't make you cry, they did it until you did.  It's going to be like that.  I bet those asshole doctors keep the rubber gloves on when they do that, just for added effect?  :p  Gotta laugh, folks.  Even if you are dying... and, technically, I still am.  Which is funnier still!  Never mind.  My mom doesn't like that joke either.  Hush!

Well, on to something or other.  Later.