Double double barrels.

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For the best and worst of the night and waking that is, yes.

Such plush dreams, or a long dream?  I am all but certain it was several dreams.  Holding my favorite shape of the female form, her derriere.  The best of it was double barreled, holding both cheeks.  Why?  Silly goose, take a gander.  I... must have dreamed of every time I did so.

Not all had been lovers.  Believe or else, but I have had more women friends than lovers, who I could even be cheeky with.  Looking back, perhaps friendship wasn't their aim?  As it went the dreams were extended.  I woke in one of the best moods known to man.

Then, immediately upon waking, I got a bloody nose.  If you didn't guess it, gushers, out of both barrels.  Well worth it, if that is the price.  Nothing so trivial will dissuade the great mood.  So, here I sit, ponder the nature of women, looking like a nerd.  What a fantastic life I have lived.  I might not have known all women, but I... wasn't deprived.

Yesterday was quite the day!  A friend called.  Stuck.  Woke me.  I got out there and... promptly got stuck.  He called around until he got someone else on the horn.  Of course, he only had a 4x4 too, so would just have gotten stuck.  He called someone with a tractor, willing to pull two fools out.  All fun and games, since blood or death were spared... at least directly?  Not sure if this crazy bloody nose is from exertion or the dreams?  Both?

While out there, a treat was offered.  It seemed to satisfy any unhappiness surrounding having been dragged out of a restful weekend, into cold and effort.  If you must beg, try to have something interesting, tasty, or useful, on offer.  As the nearly dead, who must often beg service, I have learned a thing or two.

After, the friend and I went out for more target practice.  We had a blast.  I left the firearms with him to clean.  Not being lazy, I just want him to become familiar with what he shoots.  One more time on those, then we will take turns cleaning.  Plus, I have to find my cleaning kit.

After that, we tore into the living room and hit a bit in the kitchen.  Mostly boxes and a bit of sorting.  Quite a start.  It should give me a running start at hitting more soon.  I'd like to set up some dishes today, and clean a few areas in the kitchen and bathroom.  Then do folding.  If folding is finished, I will start loads of laundry.  We will see.  Later.